The Adventures of Douglas the Bad Ass Dragon!

We last left Douglas in my room as he faced, head on , Sir George, The  Knight of Kimin Cov.  At the same moment Yoda jumped on Sir George’s back because George happened to be closest to the window that Yoda wanted to sit by to watch birds.  This disturbance gave Douglas the chance to skip out the door slamming it behind him.  Douglas was a guest and I was sworn to protect him but I also didn’t want to see Sir George hurt. I followed Douglas through the door to try to reason with him.  I had read the histories of knights and dragons and I knew they were mortal enemies.  What was I thinking allowing Douglas to visit here?  George was used to the resident dragons but a new dragon was too much for him to bear.

There had been some dissension among the ranks in my room brewing for weeks.  The resident dragons and wizards were tired of Sir George’s bossy ways.  They all gathered and snuck out of my room into the kitchen to meet with Douglas.  They had been told of a prophecy many, many years ago that foretold  the coming of a fiery red dragon who would appear and save them from having to do Sir George’s bidding. (i.e.,  getting George snacks at night, dusting him, listening to him blather about his past deeds).

They immediately assumed Douglas was there to save them.  Douglas, not the kind to disappoint,  agreed to help them.  They all gathered together, dragons, wizards, gargoyles and skunks to face the oppressive Sir George.

The Gathering


Douglas  travels through the gates of Muldaur.


Yoda and I gleefully waiting to see what happens!


The skunks and gargoyles prepare for battle.


Douglas consults the Oracle


Luigi screaming his battle cry


Oscar the wizard practicing his flame throwing


George running out the front door in fear


George slinking back home in shame. The fight was a bust but I was happy that no one got hurt and George has learned to treat the resident wizards and dragons with respect. He looks very pale.


Sarah and Douglas relaxing at the beach


Douglas, enjoying the freebies at the Scottish Bakehouse


8 Comments (+add yours?)

  1. Davis
    Apr 06, 2009 @ 11:24:26

    does your black kitty fear those statues?


  2. Just a Mom
    Apr 06, 2009 @ 11:36:56

    I love it! I am having a blast reading all the buddy adventures!


  3. trishatruly
    Apr 06, 2009 @ 13:01:06

    “They all gathered together, dragons, wizards, gargoyles and skunks” Oh, my how that cracked me up! SKUNKS?!?!

    Joan, your sense of humor is definitely not affected by your surgery! You tell a mean story there, lady!! Maybe you should write a book!!


  4. birdpress
    Apr 06, 2009 @ 17:06:46

    You sure do have a lot of fun toys! That dragon is in heaven at your place.


  5. javajunkee
    Apr 06, 2009 @ 17:19:02


    Douglas consults the oracle! Ok that’s cracking me up!
    Have you really reallllly looked at the expression on that dragon? Somebody needs to slip him a prozac!

    LOL WTH carried the knight out to the deck! that’s funny and of course reminds me of another monty python skit….

    tis but a flesh wound…(bit goes on and on)

    …”ok then, we’ll call it a draw?” ” Call it a draw…are you’ve got no arms!

    way too funny Joan! Can’t wait to see what adventures the other buddies have with you!


  6. starlaschat
    Apr 06, 2009 @ 17:41:13

    Oh That was so Great!!! I really had fun reading the story. The Gates of Muldaur and the Douglas consults the Oracle very cool. I also enjoyed Sarah and Douglas at waters edge, he loves the water, he really a sweet dragon glad you had fun with him. I also like the flower banner header.


  7. thebeadden
    Apr 06, 2009 @ 18:03:57

    OMGosh, Joan. That was terrific! I laughed so hard when I saw this post! Thank you!


  8. mrsvierkant
    Apr 06, 2009 @ 19:31:11

    “BadAss Dragon.” I love it. 😀


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