Maybe I Need A Sugar Daddy!

Well, we’ve decided I’m not elderly and I don’t need a face lift.  There are some things I do need.

  1. A new laptop
  2. A garden statue
  3. A Flip video camera ( I still want one)
  4. A new car
  5. An HDTV
  6. A bigger house

I can’t ask the keepers and the wasband for all this stuff.  It just wouldn’t be right. I’ll never be able to save for them and I have nothing to sell to get any of these things.

My answer:  I need a Sugar Daddy!

Now I could run into some problems with this. In a year I will be close to my goal weight so I, hopefully, won’t look too bad.  I can hide the saggy skin.  Actually, maybe I should add “remove saggy skin to the list ( just minor surgery) “.  In a year I will also be 60,  not the usual age of a Sugar Baby.  So this means I have to find someone very old so that I will seem young and he probably should be blind.

Of course he will have to be very rich without a family.  I don’t want to hassle with his family over the will which I will force him to make once it is understood that I am his Queen.

I also don’t want to live with him, marry him or have sex with him.  I know I’m asking a lot here. Basically I just want him to buy me stuff and leave me all his money when his heart gives out from laughing at my jokes.

I will hang out with him. I might even cook him a meal once in a while.  Since he’ll be so old I’ll probably only have to make him broth.  I won’t spoon feed him.  I’ll hire someone for that with his money.  I will entertain him when I have time which won’t be often because I will be blogging on my new laptop.

Now, the question that remains is where do I find him?  There are many online Sugar Daddy sites but I am sure the Sugar Daddy Men are looking for young hot Sugar Babies.

A SUCCESSFUL MATCH!

I’VE EVEN PICKED OUT AN OUTFIT TO WEAR TO SEDUCE HIM.  HOPEFULLY HE WILL BE BLIND AND WON’T HAVE TO SEE IT.

I value your opinions.  You’ve convinced me I am not elderly and don’t need plastic surgery.  So what do you think?  Should I move forward with my plans of finding a Sugar Daddy or just go without the material things and keep on cooking?