Who is Kenneth Snipps?

He’s hilarious whoever he is. I’m just hoping he knows that and isn’t serious about some of the letters he’s written and don’t forget his hit song “Secret Itch”. He also believes he’s been abducted by aliens and who knows–maybe he has!


Mr. Snipps visited a local store in the town I live in this summer. After his visit he sent the owners an interesting letter. From the research I have done on Mr. Snipps he is well known for his letters.

In this particular letter Mr. Snipps requested help from the owners. He questioned why they didn’t sell fudge in their store. The store sells clothing ( not really but I don’t want to give the name of the business. I can guarantee that it is not a store that would normally sell fudge).

I quote Mr. Snipps:

“I left your store catatonic and oblivious to my surroundings. Thank God I tripped and fell later that afternoon because it woke me up. However, I did feel empty and completely unfulfilled. As a result, I returned to my lodgings and lay in bed watching the ceiling fan go round and round while listening to the Armed Forces Network.”

There was a little more to the letter but I only included the main paragraph. I guess Mr. Snipps didn’t notice the fudge store next door or if he did maybe they had run out of fudge for the day.


You can Google Mr. Snipps if you care to. Personally, I find the man very interesting. If you are reading this Mr. Snipps I respectfully ask you “What’s Up (beside space ships)?


10 Comments (+add yours?)

  1. lupusranting
    Sep 23, 2009 @ 05:34:40

    I checked out his web site. He is a hoot!


  2. Just a Mom
    Sep 23, 2009 @ 09:44:47

    Thanks now I am going to have “Secret Itch” in my head all day! Like I needed that! Hey, I figured it out… the Aliens gave him that song to sing and they are coming back for all the people who have listened to it! Great now I have that to worry about!


  3. Doraz
    Sep 23, 2009 @ 13:41:06

    You know, I LOVE people who are different and not afraid to show it. As long as they are not hurting anyone, why not? Cute story~~~ 🙂 You made me hungry for fudge. Weight Watchers can not compete!


  4. Gary
    Sep 23, 2009 @ 18:27:48

    His web site is a riot! LOL


  5. Joy
    Sep 24, 2009 @ 08:15:13

    Now I need some fudge!!!


  6. widdleshamrock
    Sep 24, 2009 @ 17:58:51

    lol. What a character !!

    Am off to google him.


  7. croneandbearit
    Sep 30, 2009 @ 18:52:57

    Oh thanks alot – I’ve lost 10 pounds and now I’m craving fudge. Damn that Mr. Snipps whoever he is. LOL


  8. Barbra Stephens
    Oct 03, 2009 @ 00:10:27

    Fudge is the breakfast of champions!


  9. Jim
    Dec 31, 2009 @ 08:52:52

    Who is this guy? The place I work just received one of his letters too. Is he real?


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