Sarah and her spawn (I have to quit using that word. I know she’ll find out) baby are at the hospital at some Mommy group. I think Sarah will be the only one to show up. The rest of the babies are probably afraid of Lilah.
I have an hour of peace and quiet. I’m alone. I can actually hear the birds in the trees. They seem to disappear when Lilah is around. In a minute I’m going to search her room and find the wand. You know, the magic one. I know it’s up there somewhere. I figure if I can get hold of it I can destroy it.
I found pizza crumbs in her bassinet this morning. It must mean something. I’m too tired now to figure out what. I did look up sleep deprivation. Sleep is so important to our overall health that total sleep deprivation has proved to be fatal: lab rats denied the chance to rest die within two to three weeks. Insufficient rest can also cause people to have hallucinations. This means something but I’m not sure what.
I keep wondering what her plans are for me. She’s locked the filing cabinet so I can’t get in. I know her hitlist is in there.
I checked her bookcase. You should see the books she’s reading. She seems to have a lot of books by a Mother other than her own, last name of Goose. What a STRANGE NAME. i’D CHANGE IT IF IT WERE ME. oH, MY CAPS lock mysteriously turns itself on and off. So many strange things happening. I must keep my guard up. She has another book called “Rosemary’s Baby”. Who is Rosemary? I must find out.
Oh, and when I do sleep for a few minutes the nightmares hit. I dreamed that hell was playing the game Candyland for eternity. I must right write a note to myself. Never buy that game for Lilah. I had another nightmare. I dream I’m Kate Gosselin ( you know, that TV reality show with the mom who has twins and sextuplets).. I dreamed there were 6 of Lilah.
I have to go pick them up at the hospital now. I’d better hurry. I don’t think Lilah likes tardiness.
update 2:01 AM
The only sound I can hear is that blood curdling scream. I changed her diaper. I fed her a bottle (freshly pumped). I burped her. Proof of burping on my shirt. I even sang her a lullaby. Maybe that’s what made her scream.
I’m running out of options. I guess we’ll watch a movie. I hope she picks something I like.
My eyes are closing NEED SLEEP……………..
The proof is in the photo. She’s wearing black and look at the strange sign on her shirt. Memo: find out about the sign.
I think I just need some PEACE!!!!!
Jul 18, 2009 @ 20:22:27
Have you checked for the 666 on her wee little head?
Jul 19, 2009 @ 08:31:04
ROFLMAO!!!!!
Jul 19, 2009 @ 13:04:58
I wish I’d thought of that one. HILARIOUS.
Jul 18, 2009 @ 22:12:29
Oh, but she is just so CUTE!!!!!!
Jul 18, 2009 @ 23:40:30
Ok, holy cow, your grand baby is soooo cute- I love her outfit! Joan, I have read this twice and decided the problem is your singing 😉 LOLz- She’s a sweetheart!
Jul 19, 2009 @ 00:08:11
Now Lilah has style! She can bring on the smiles! Have fun messing around! 🙂
Jul 19, 2009 @ 00:40:11
I think Lilah is going to be a very intelligent woman one day. Very headstrong and cunning.
Sleep deprivation an cause brain degeneration! Go to bed Joan!!!!
Jul 19, 2009 @ 10:14:50
LMAO…. you are too, too funny.
Jul 19, 2009 @ 14:23:14
You do have a way with words, Joan! I am sorry to have missed out on all your entries but will get to them ASAP.
Once again, Lilah is just adorable. Love the outfit!
Jul 19, 2009 @ 16:03:41
Yep, the youngest one rules the roost.
It’s not a wand they use, it’s mind power.
Jul 19, 2009 @ 17:45:19
First of all , don’t sing to her (I’m talking about you!), and go find a priest. Now!
Jul 20, 2009 @ 09:37:22
I love her outfit!
OK I kid you not on this: I actually played Candyland with my 10 and 17 year old daughters last night before dinner! I thought I had gotten rid of that game! Somehow it ended up back in the game closet and my youngest dragged it out yesterday. I thought I was going to have heart failure when I saw it.
Jul 25, 2009 @ 10:24:49
just look at her, she’ s so so cute. anyway hope you get that sleep 🙂
Jul 27, 2009 @ 19:41:17
I really wouldn’t recommend reading Rosemary’s Baby right about now 😉 But yes, I do hope you get some sleep!