Sarah and I took Lilah to the beach the other day. Fortunately there were no sea gulls trying to eat our sandwiches. Now, I know what you are all wondering. Were there any dumbasses at the beach? I looked long and hard but didn’t find any. Statistics would indicate there had to be some there but if they were around they were keeping their dumbassness to themselves.
Lilah saw one but I missed it. She stuck out her tongue at him.
She saw something that shocked her but I missed that too.
Then she fell asleep from all the excitement. Don’t worry, Mumma’s not choking me. She’s just burpng me.