Do you know how fast a dumbass can make a dumbass move? You got it: In the blink of an eye. It makes it very difficult for me to do my self appointed job: Make videos of dumbasses. OK, everybody has a hobby. So what, if my hobby is being a paparazzi of dumbasses. What dumbasses don’t realize is how funny they are. I mean if I don’t video them and put them on YouTube someone else will. And I don’t even get paid for it. I do it for the sheer joy.
The problem that faces me is how to catch them in the act. In the summer I really just have to go to the beach. I’ll bet you didn’t know but they have meetings there. The dumbasses all gather in their speedos and beach costumes.
Now before I get into the dumbasses. Check this out.
You can buy this bathing costume for $49.99
Or you can buy this Prada bikini for $180.00.
The first one has ten times the material but is only 1/3 of the price of the Prada. I actually think the first one would look better on me. It would probably look better on a lot of people.
Which bathing suit would you rather see on the following woman? So I looked for a picture of a fat woman in a bikini and I actually didn’t have the nerve to post it. It was so freakin’ gross. So I’m posting the following:
I guess it all comes down to dressing appropriately. Here is an example of NOT dressing appropriately. If this guy was dumb enough to wear a speedo he deserves to be on the internet. You have a speedo, a mullet, a beer gut and man boobs all in one shot. Jeebus, I hope he’s not a relative to any of you.
I’ve gotten a little off track here going from dumbasses to dressing appropriately but I guess if you don’t dress appropriately you are a dumbass which takes us back to all the dumbasses meeting at the beach. Wow, did you see how I worked this? We went right in a circle and are back to where I started–dumbasses. Isn’t the circle of life grande? Wow, I typed dumbass 12 times!!!! I’m not making fun of fat people. I am fat. I just dress appropriately.