So two years ago at Easter Sarah got me the cutest little white bunny named Nibble. I found him tucked away in my Easter basket. He was small and very cuddly. Keep this in mind while I set up the story about what that damn Nibble went and did.
JavaJunkee over at “Just For the -Ell of it” started it, well actually, I don’t know what you call it but a bunch of us signed up and we are sending our little buddies to people who then send them to the next person on the list and as our buddy travels around we take a few photos of him doing neat stuff where we live. OK, are you confused? Yeah, me too but that’s normal for me. I don’t know about you.
Anyway I was going to send my little buddy, Nibble, to the first person on my list, Trish, over at “Trisha… Truly”. That bloody buddy bunny ran away as soon as he heard I was sending him away.
I had explained hat he would eventually come back to me but no, he got pissed off , led me to believe he was going to bed, and took off instead. He didn’t even pack a bag. Well the bagless bloody buddy bunny ended up in Indiana. Don’t ask me how he got there. All he would say to me is “You’re better off not knowing”. Well, fine, be that way you bleedin’ bagless bloody buddy bunny!!
Anyway, he cried and moaned to me that the lady who found him, some lady named Diana, put him up for sale on E-Bay for a lousy $2.90. Of course, I asked him what he thought he should have gone for and that beastly bagless bleedin’ bloody buddy bunny had the nerve to tell me that he should have gone for, get this, $500.00. Is he nuts? So I asked him why the hell he thought he was worth so much. He said in his nasally bunny voice with the British accent “You know I am a retired Beanie Baby”. All I could think was ‘that is so last year’.
He told me he thought his E-Bay photo looked like a mugshot. Ya Think?
To make a log story short, I sent him the money (mind you by Western Union which was very expensive) so he could mail himself to the first person on my list. It beat being on E-Bay for ten days. He hated the food there.
So, Trish, the beastly bleedin’ bagless bloody buddy British Beany Baby bunny is on his way. Good luck wih him. He’s a handful.