Weight Watchers Saturday!! OOPS! I Didn’t Go!! More Dancing!!

Being the party girl that I am now, I went out Friday night with my son.  The wubby and his girlfriend were here and they are early risers.  I mean like they get up at some ungodly hour in the night morning. This means they go to bed at some ungodly hour in the evening at night.  I’m talking 9:00PM.  My night is just beginning then. Yes, you two, I’m talking about you!!!  Ha! Ha!

Actually I love having Leslie over.  She is the best. But her and the wubby do get up with the birds and then go bird watching and evidently the best time to do that is freakin’ early.

Leslie!  This is probably very early in the morning.  I am probably soundly sleeping.  She and the wubby are on the hunt for some elusive bird.  They sure do have a good time doing this.  I give them both kudos for going out and doing what they love.

Anyway,  Damon and I are respectful and we were being quiet so as not to wake them but by 11:00PM we were tired of being quiet so we left the house with the police scanner to see what was happening in town.  We drove by the local bar, Grumpy’s Pub (they call it the last dive in town),  and decided to stop in.  This is where the old sign from my store is hung up over the pool table.

Damon met up with a friend who was with a young couple.  The girl and I ended up talking the rest of the time.  She was a really sweet girl.  Damon played pool and some old man asked ME to dance.

I didn’t bring my cane in because I wanted to look cool and not like an old lady.  Now I say some old man, he probably was my age,  but everyone my age looks so old.  What’s that all about???  I’m so young in my head.   Now I’m thinking as he’s standing there, should I be dancing without my cane? Could this possibly be a good idea?  I’m not wearing a $1400 ass bag.  Also, I have been drinking.  Now let’s look at my history.  I’ve already broken my ass once.  I’m wobbly when I’m sober.  This could be a bad idea.

But I’m looking good so I figure WTF and I said yes to him.  So there we are.  I’m trying to dance without my cane and two drinks in me and not fall over.  Then he starts like twirling me around. Like doing the jitterbug or something.

OK, this wasn’t exactly what it looked like but it was close.  OK, I exaggerate.  It looked nothing like this.

Holy Shit!!  It’s amazing but I didn’t fall.  After the dance we parted ways.  I said thanks and went over to Damon to save me from further ass problems.  I didn’t want to push my luck with the dancing thing.

The unfortunate thing is I forgot my camera.  I would have had Damon make a video.

Then we left and went to yet another pub.  This was The Courtyard, owned and operated by former Boston Bruin, Jay Miller.

The Courtyard, but picture it at night.

Damon of course, met up with another couple of friends.  I ended up talking to one of the band members of the band I saw at this bar a couple of weeks ago when I got my lap dance.

We stayed until the bar closed.   Oh, don’t worry, Damon doesn’t drink and he drove. I came home and didn’t even set my alarm for weight watchers.

So that is why I didn’t go to weight watchers.  Lame excuse, I know.  But I sure had fun.


19 Comments (+add yours?)

  1. Hay
    Oct 05, 2008 @ 15:43:37

    Oh Joan, how fun! You are the coolest mom ever!


  2. thebeadden
    Oct 05, 2008 @ 16:24:05

    Woohoo, Joan. Dancing without the assbag or a cane! You go girl!

    I can’t imagine going to bed at nine. But then again, I can’t imagine getting up with the birds… 🙂


  3. Little Miss
    Oct 05, 2008 @ 17:19:49

    Ya, but look at all the activity points you got anyway. You are doing good, girl!


  4. Joy
    Oct 05, 2008 @ 19:18:04

    I’d kill to see you do the jitterbug. Sans cane and ass bag no less…your great and what a fun time you had with Damon. I hate to get up early too. I’m a night-owl.


  5. teeni
    Oct 05, 2008 @ 20:08:55

    Holy crap – Joan! You are a party animal. You went “clubbing” with your son! Now I know (not that I ever doubted it) that you ARE. THE. COOLEST. MOM ever. I don’t know too many kids – heck I know NONE, who would want to go out and hang with his mom like Damon did with you. I’m so glad you are having some good quality time and I’m also glad that you didn’t hurt your ass again. Heck, you probably burned a bunch of calories, right?


  6. sheng
    Oct 05, 2008 @ 20:37:12

    Oh Joanie, that’s cool. You are young at heart, and young in physical stature, you smile a lot that’s why you look younger than others! Good for you!Happy day!


  7. mrsvierkant
    Oct 05, 2008 @ 20:58:35

    I think that is as great of an excuse as any to miss WW. 😀 Sounds like a grand time and kudos to you, dancing w/o your cane. Glad you didn’t break your ass again. 😉


  8. threeboys1mommy
    Oct 05, 2008 @ 21:12:14

    you are one cool ass mom Joanie, glad you had fun.


  9. tw
    Oct 05, 2008 @ 22:36:54

    LOL, sounds like a great night out, Joan.

    Meh, Weight Watchers. You need that sleep in after a big night out. 😉


  10. romi41
    Oct 06, 2008 @ 00:49:04

    hahaha, I’m go glad you had fun, dancing up a storm like that sans cane (and don’t feel old, you’re getting more action than me right now..lol 😉 )


  11. Just a Mom
    Oct 06, 2008 @ 11:58:33

    Sounds like a great excuse to me!


  12. Emerald
    Oct 06, 2008 @ 21:20:44

    Woah, what an awesome sounding night! But don’t forget the ass-bag next time, I mean it’s such a fab accessory 😉 Or at least a conversation starter…


  13. Peter Parkour
    Oct 07, 2008 @ 01:54:44

    😐 You need to get a good scale at home for when you miss your meetings. You need to know that number. To stay aware of how you are doing. To urge me on. 😉


  14. Wendy
    Oct 07, 2008 @ 16:16:29

    Excellent, I’m so glad you were out having fun. And I agree about everyone looking old and then being mortified to find out their age. I see some old man or woman on TV and then they say they’re my age! What’s up with that? I hate it.


  15. writerchick
    Oct 07, 2008 @ 18:28:05

    Hey Joanie-bo-boanie – you are rawking girl! I wish there had been a vid I would have loved that. I’m coming out that way next summer and we definitely have to hook up and kick up our heels, eh? You make me smile.
    hugs & jugs,


  16. JavaQueen
    Oct 08, 2008 @ 05:01:11

    Ha! Ha! I’m just reading the best blogs tonight, I’m crackn’ up here too! You sexy mother fucker! I love you!

    I think it’s freaking fantastic that you went out til all hours of the night. I can’t do that, I’m a home-body but I’m glad you and your son Damon had a great time. And, you made some guys night by dancing with him.

    You have the biggest personality I know of- you are a “do’r” and not afraid of anything. I want to be just like you when I grow up!


  17. JavaQueen
    Oct 08, 2008 @ 05:02:01

    ok, just spit my coffee when I scrolled up and saw your meez, holy hell- you are hilarious! I’m dying here, for real!


  18. Lucky
    Oct 08, 2008 @ 15:11:41

    Hello Miss Joan! OH how I have missed you! I am trying to catch up on all my reading. I’m sorry if I don’t comment but I AM reading, I promise. I’m really mad that work got in the way of all my important blog reading and writing. I will send you an e-mail soon.


  19. duskydi
    Oct 09, 2008 @ 02:52:36

    Hi Joans of Mum,

    So happy your happy and having a nice time with Damon. A man sked you to dance WOW ! Lucky you. What was the song.

    You cool and cool and cool and red hot and red hot all at once, smiling.



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