Designed by the Japanese company Prop, the protective airbags, placed behind the head and hips, inflate in fractions of a second if a possible backwards fall is detected by the wearer.
Why didn’t I have one of these when I broke my ass 9 months ago. Probably because the Japanese only came out with it this week. Also because it costs $1400.00. Now I thought the newscaster said it cost $14.95 but I think she screwed up because I did research on the net and it definitely is $1400.00. At $14.95–YES– at $1400.00–NO–. On second thought though, my ass still hurts. I’m thinking of having it X-Rayed. I know they say broken asses take a long time to heal but this is asinine (15th century word meaning an utterly dumbass thing).
I would have a good ass right now if I had that ass airbag on when I fell. I should sue them for not inventing it earlier and selling it to me cheaper.
Here is a must see video of how it works!!!