Well, we’ve decided I’m not elderly and I don’t need a face lift. There are some things I do need.
- A new laptop
- A garden statue
- A Flip video camera ( I still want one)
- A new car
- An HDTV
- A bigger house
I can’t ask the keepers and the wasband for all this stuff. It just wouldn’t be right. I’ll never be able to save for them and I have nothing to sell to get any of these things.
My answer: I need a Sugar Daddy!
Now I could run into some problems with this. In a year I will be close to my goal weight so I, hopefully, won’t look too bad. I can hide the saggy skin. Actually, maybe I should add “remove saggy skin to the list ( just minor surgery) “. In a year I will also be 60, not the usual age of a Sugar Baby. So this means I have to find someone very old so that I will seem young and he probably should be blind.
Of course he will have to be very rich without a family. I don’t want to hassle with his family over the will which I will force him to make once it is understood that I am his Queen.
I also don’t want to live with him, marry him or have sex with him. I know I’m asking a lot here. Basically I just want him to buy me stuff and leave me all his money when his heart gives out from laughing at my jokes.
I will hang out with him. I might even cook him a meal once in a while. Since he’ll be so old I’ll probably only have to make him broth. I won’t spoon feed him. I’ll hire someone for that with his money. I will entertain him when I have time which won’t be often because I will be blogging on my new laptop.
Now, the question that remains is where do I find him? There are many online Sugar Daddy sites but I am sure the Sugar Daddy Men are looking for young hot Sugar Babies.
A SUCCESSFUL MATCH!
I’VE EVEN PICKED OUT AN OUTFIT TO WEAR TO SEDUCE HIM. HOPEFULLY HE WILL BE BLIND AND WON’T HAVE TO SEE IT.
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