I really don’t know what’s happening but I lost 4, yes, ” FOUR FREAKIN’ POUNDS” this week. As Peter Parkour (Spidey) would say “That’s 16 sticks of butter”.
THIS IS 7 POUNDS OF BUTTER SO JUST COUNT OUT 16 STICKS.
My total is 84 pounds. The weird thing is I don’t feel that I did much different. I may have made my supper portions a little smaller and I don’t think I am snacking so much at night because I am to busy blogging.
I think there might be another book here “Blog Your Way to Weight Loss”. I’ve been doing a new thing when I’m online. Every time I think of getting a snack I find a photo of some 800 pound person and it puts me off food for a couple of hours.
I JUST COULDN’T PUT A PHOTO UP OF A REALLY FAT RANDOM WOMAN. SO I PUT A PHOTO UP OF A REALLY FAT RANDOM STATUE. I CAN RIDICULE MYSELF AND A STATUE BUT NOT A POOR FAT WOMAN. MAYBE IF SHE WERE A DUMBASS BUT I WOULDN’T KNOW THAT AND A FATASS ISN’T NECESSARILY A DUMBASS.
I keep thinking that if I hadn’t joined weight watchers that I would probably be well over 400 pounds by now at the rate I was gaining weight. That is a scary, scary thought.
Sarah told me today that when I reach 100 pounds we are going to have a “100 pound party”. I’m hoping she has everyone bring 100 pounds of loose change so I can buy a video camera. Only kidding, I wouldn’t want my friends to give me money. Yea right.
OR MAYBE THEY WILL GIVE ME THIS COIN CHAIR. I’LL RIP EVERY ONE OF THOSE FUCKIN’ COINS OFF TO GET MY VIDEO CAMERA.
“The new butterfly shaped coin chair sets in a new architectural style statement. It is MADE OF HUNDREDS OF HALF DOLLAR COINS and is hand-welded. It is made up of pure stainless steel. The contoured shape design secures a cradle for the body.
It is 30″ tall x 4’ feet wide x 40″ deep. Butterfly shaped coin chair is available for $29,000.00.”
OK, I guess I won’t be getting the coin chair. I didn’t see the price until after I posted the photo.
I went into Walmart yesterday to see if they sold the camera I want. They only had the cheap version of it at the same price that Amazon sells the better version. Now if they had the better version I was going to call the wasband and beg. I was actually going to beg and possibly lie and tell him it was for my sanity that I had to have one. That’s not such a lie actually. Now I have the whole blogging weight loss thing I can use. If I have a camera I will be out there taking videos of dumbasses and won’t be home tempted to eat crap. That’s true too. He reads my blog. Please Wasband , Please? I even capitalized the W.
I shouldn’t be begging him. He has done more for an ex-wife than any other ex-husband in the world. I may tease him about some of the dumbass stuff he’s done but he is a great guy.
THIS IS THE VIDEO CAMERA. IT’S ONLY 4 inches X 2 inches X 1/2 inch. It plugs directly into a USB on your computer.
It’s wicked small so I can carry out covert operations. In other words, film dumbasses without them knowing it.