I really hate to keep going on about dumbasses but it’s summer here. Our population explodes along with the ratio of dumbasses to non-dumbasses. Did my wasband put a sign on the back of my car when he borrowed it that says “Follow Me If Your A Dumbass”? Seriously, I’m going to have to go check.
I go into town most everyday to pick up the mail and go to the grocery store where I socialize with lots of people. My therapist said I should socialize more and I don’t go to church functions or hang out at bars. I don’t hang out at the mall. I haven’t become a mall rat yet but I am a grocery store rat. I really can’t think of anywhere else to go where I will see people I might force myself to actually talk to.
This means that I spend a lot of time in parking lots. There’s one thing I don’t get about people walking through parking lots. Are you supposed to walk behind moving cars? Is that the new thing? Cause I’ll tell you, people do it all the time to me. I’ll be backing up. My car will actually be moving albeit slowly and then someone (no offense, but mostly women) will just walk behind the car without even looking or noticing the fact that the car is in motion. I always thought that if a car was backing up it wasn’t such a good idea to just walk behind it without catching the driver’s eye so that the driver would have a clue as to what your plans were. DUMBASSES!!!!!!
Theramblinghousewife suggested I write a book “The Idiot’s Guide to Dumbasses”. I think she’s right. This book needs to be written. I’m going to start taking notes and videos (as soon as I can save for a video camera). I’ll probably have to pixel the dumbasses’ faces out of the videos so I don’t get sued. This could be big, maybe turn into a Dumbass Reality Show. Take 12 dumbasses and put them in a house together for a few months and see what happens. Oh, I just remembered they already have that show, “Big Brother” and I actually watch it. Now who’s the dumbass? My dumbassness is really coming out lately. Dumbass comes out of the closet.
On a side note, the following photo taken by the wasband is what I wake up to every morning.
THAT PHOTO MAKES ME SMILE EVERY MORNING. NOTICE IT’S NOT OF MY WASBAND.
Now someone, and I have a good guess as to who, put the following photo in its’ place.
THAT’S THE SCARIEST ASS PHOTO OF WAYNE NEWTON I’VE EVER SEEN. WHAT WAS WAYNE THINKING? WHY WOULD YOU WANT PEOPLE TO SEE THAT? I HAD TO HOLD BACK SCREAMS WHEN I SAW IT BUT YET I CAN’T SEEM TO TAKE IT AWAY. IT FASCINATES ME LIKE NO OTHER PHOTO OF ANYONE I’VE EVER SEEN.
I did go park down at the harbor this morning and I leave you with a 15 second video. Even at high quality the video sucks.