Beam Me Home Scotty!
June 28, 2009 by joanharvest
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Joanharvest on Twitter- joanharvest: The kids and Lilah are off island apple picking. I opted to stay home and relax all by myself. I will make apple cranberry crisp tonight November 1, 2009
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Joan, you are absolutely hilarious!
“Please press ‘1′ for English, press ‘2′ for Spanish and please press ‘3′ for Chinese.”
Why won’t you update more now? Busy with Lilah I bet. A very busy grandmother.
At least it hasn’t come to “press 2 for English” yet!
Well, I think it is discrimination. It is not right to single out Spanish and not keep in touch with all the other languages! For that reason…ENGLISH ONLY PLEASE!
Let me know when you find home, I want to go there too!
Maybe we have to follow the yellow brick road!
This freaking pisses me off too. I HATE it.